How much bear meat *can* you fit in a glory hole, anyway?

[devildoll]

Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes and cards and gift certificates (iTunes got a workout this weekend *g*). I nearly took Friday off, figuring I could call in pre-pregnant to work now. "I'm sorry, the doctor has prescribed bedrest for the duration of my pre-pregnancy."

You know I'm totally going to milk this for the rest of my life, right? "Nope, sorry, can't help you move. I'm not allowed to lift heavy things while I'm pre-pregnant."

It's gonna be SWEET.

My mom and I left work early on Friday and went shopping and she bought me some clothes. I'm a well-known shopping hater, but if it involves leaving work early, I'm there.

• Holy crap! Berkeley's "Naked Guy" kills self in jail. I only saw him once, riding his skateboard down the street in his little bandana loincloth. My friend Jesse stood behind him ("as far behind him as I could get") in the line at the bank. The article says he was mentally ill. And here I assumed a guy who thought he should be allowed to run around butt-ass naked was totally sane.
  
  
• The Lost finale will answer questions. I am very amused, as that's *exactly* what they said about the finale last year, and after watching it, I disagreed.
  
  
• Man's house filled with 70,000 beer cans. That's 24 beers a day for the eight years he lived there. He says he doesn't drink anymore.
  
  
• Raid! RIAA and MPAA raid Motor City Comic Con.
  
  
• Ew. "She didn't use no weapon - this was just sheer brute strength and fingernails. She grabbed me by my [scrotum] and ripped it apart with her bare hands," Randolph said yesterday from his hospital bed at Albert Einstein Medical Center, where he was in stable condition with stitched and bandaged genitals.
  
  
• Gotta be seen to be believed. No More Bear Meat in Glory Hole. Perhaps the most unfortunately named homeless shelter ever. If all those tales about the YMCA are true, just imagine this place...
  
  
• Bummer. Hellboy II dropped by Sony Pictures.