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[devilbatshit]

[ Whats happening there are new pokémon and people and stuff around here. What is this Hiruma doesn't even... ]

Not that I'm gonna complain but what the fuck is this thing doing in Cerberus' fucking pokéball? Does this thing belong to someone else?

[ And of course 'this thing' is floating in the air creating quite a bit of lightning ]

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[kickable]

[ Jumping off from whatever high place there is nearby. Maybe popping out of a bush. Just the usual. ]

If there's one guy he hangs out with, it's you, Hiruma! Now tell me! WHERE IS MUSASHI?

fffffffff

[devilbatshit]

Oh it's you. I haven't seen the fucking old man in months, go bug someone else.

What the fuck are you doing here anyway?

1/2

[kickable]

Whaa--? You haven't seen him!?

2/2 | This guy I actually know what I'm doing. /w-weak highfive

[kickable]

How should I know? I was gonna ask you that!

2/2 /strong highfive

[devilbatshit]

Well I don't know either.

What was the last thing you remember before you got here? Were you about to ask the fucking old man on another play date?

Pfft, alright. /HIGHFIVE

[kickable]

That's right. I've come for a rematch! This kick duel is between me and Musashi!

...but I really don't remember. I think it was just a bad dream. Something about Somarium... And the Teikoku match... OOOOOOH!! The last thing I definitely remember -- Musashi's sixty-yard magnum!! There's no way I would forget that! Did he make it!? There's not a smarter ace who could do it!

\o/

[devilbatshit]

Of course he made it. He's not you.

[ He lets out a small laugh and runs his hand through his hair ]

Maybe you can go find a hitmonlee to have a fucking duel with?

LOL Koutarou would so get a hitmonlee.

[kickable]

Shit! Then I really missed it!

[ BRB HATING LIFE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK ]

Hitmonlee, huh... Would that really work?

It would be the best hitmonlee

[devilbatshit]

Well it wouldn't count as you beating the fucking old man so you tell me.

Would that really count?

He would teach it only kick moves and rant about how smart it is.

[kickable]

Not really. It just doesn't feel right unless it's a fair fight. Any anyway! Musashi's kicks are smarter than a pokemon's!

[MUSASHIMUSASHIMUSASHIFIGHTMEMUSASHIMUSASHI]

Well at least someone would make use of their hitmonlee. Unlike the players who got him back in red.

[devilbatshit]

Then go look for the fucking old man then, dammit.

Or were you planning on sticking around me incase he popped up? Because that would be pretty annoying since you're you and everything.

They don't appreciate kicks. A team full of hitmonlees, that is his dream.

[kickable]

What do you think I'm doing!?

That guy won't abandon you. Not after he finally came back! And when he does, I'll be ready to duel him again! This my challenge, Hiruma!

Yeah and everyone knows hitmonchan was the lamer of the two anyway.

[devilbatshit]

Oh wait, is this the part where you tell me how smart kicking a fucking football is?

Besides didn't you already lose your duel?

It's because Bruce Lee would whoop Jackie Chan's butt. With kicks.

[kickable]

Don't make me laugh! Explaining it to you would be a waste of time. I've seen your kick... It's a disgrace to kicking!

[devilbatshit]

Ah, but look at how far we got without the fucking old man. That means we were too good for a kicker, didn't you know that?

Plus kicking the ball is a pain in the ass.

[kickable]

How dare you...! You only won against us because of Musashi, you know that!? After he came back, that's how you want to talk about him? You're not smart, Hiruma!