Eighteenth Down - [Audio]

[devilbatshit]

[  Sup Johto? This broadcast will be audio only because Hiruma is relaxing in a bar, but he has something on his mind. ]

Hey, any of you fuckers have pokémon that didn't want to fight? I've got one and I don't know what to do with the little fucker.

[ He sighs, probably letting out more of his actual human personality than he meant to ]

How are you

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[usedfacade]

I am still in Violet. We should be leaving soon.

And why can you not find anyone to talk to? You're an upstanding and kind young man...

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[devilbatshit]

Soon? I bet you thought the same fucking thing right after you got there seven years ago. You're going to be stuck there until they fucking bury you there.

I could but they're all, you know, retarded or worse.

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[usedfacade]

This new group of mine is far more motivated. We were staying for the festival, apparently. So don't get sassy.

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[devilbatshit]

I'll be sassy if I wanna be sassy, ya got me?

So you ditched... whoever it was that was weighing you down. If you had taken my offer then you'd be here by now. Just sayin.

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[usedfacade]

I rejected your offer for a reason. Stop complaining. If you are so desperate to see me, you can wait.

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[devilbatshit]

I can see you right now and I'm already wishing I hadn't.

So who're you with these days? How much did they pay you?

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[usedfacade]

I am traveling with my friend Squall and his party, you dunce. No money was involved.

And who are you irritating these days, hm?

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[devilbatshit]

Oh so I guess you're technically not a cheap fucking whore. You only dress like one.

I'm keeping out of harms way these days. I've been relaxing and shit.

Have you murdered the fucking Vongola brats yet?

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[usedfacade]

You are SO witty...

And I have not heard from them recently. Strange.

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[devilbatshit]

Maybe they all went back home to fucking mafia land~

[ inb4 that's actually a place back home ]

I hope they left me something good.

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[usedfacade]

I am thinking that they are lost in a cave somewhere, to be honest.

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[devilbatshit]

I wouldn't be fucking surprised.

Maybe I'll send Cerberus out for a little hunt again.

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[usedfacade]

Neither would I... [SIGH]

Just remember what I said about killing them. Maiming them is passable.

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[devilbatshit]

You're not the boss of me, I'll kill whoever I want, fucking vongola brats included!

So how were are did you enjoy the fucking festival?

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[usedfacade]

The festival was loud and annoying. How did you spend it?

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[devilbatshit]

Festivals aren't my thing without the fucking brats or the fucking manager around, so since they aren't here I just trained outside of town like I normally would.

[ Not that he misses them or whatever ]