Sep 14, 2010 16:42
[ Have tuned into the gear network lately? Well, if you have there is currently a video being broadcast from Violet City's gym. Hiruma and Falkner are in it, and Hiruma is being more Hiruma like than usual - meaning he's shouting, swearing and pulling more rape faces than you could shake a stick at. Falkner is using his last pokémon, his pidgeot. Hiruma is using his second last, Magnum the magnmite. Sort of. It just got in a lucky thundershock before Pidgeot took him out. Hiruma covers a smirk with a frown before calling him back ]
Che, get back in your pokéball you fucking magnet! And get out there, Cerberus! [ The pokéball smashes off of the ground as Cerberus, freshly evolved, lets out an almighty howl ] Show this fucking Bird Keeper how the Devil Bats do things! Start by using leer!
Pidgeot! He's lost his type advantage, take him out now! [ For a minute or two this looks like it's curtains for Hiruma since Pidgeot was landing attack after attack and Cerberus continuing to leer and leer only before falling to the ground, almost, but not quite knocked out ] Sorry Youichi, feel free again later!
Kekeke, think again fucking Bird Keeper! The bigger the risk the bigger the payoff, that's how it's done! Now get up and use the last of your willpower to do the Devil Burning Spear!!
[ Cerberus jumps back to his feet and leaps through the air with his mouth surrounded in red flames - with a howl and a flash of his eyes he bites down hard on Pidgeots leer-weakened body, the bird lets out a cry and falls to the ground. Falkner stands in silence for a few seconds before calling back his defeated pokémon with a slight smile. Hiruma on the other hand is making no attempt to hide his grin as he accepts his TM and Zephyr Badge]
Sorry Falkner, feel free to try again later.
**
[ Even if you didn't watch his battle you'll probably hear him outside of the gym shouting loud enough to cause the gear speakers to crackle ]
YA-HA!!!
ooc: tl;dr? Hiruma got a badge at last
!gym,
!where= violet city,
new technique,
!ic