First Down [Video]

[devilbatshit]

[ The tongue of a Houndour is lapping at the PokéGear. Hiruma can be seen behind the pokémon when it eventually stops licking the screen. He's reading the map from his trainer guide in detail. Out of the corner of his eye he sees that the PokéGear sitting next to his backpack is on ]

Che, you turned that thing on, Fucking Mutt?

[ With the map held

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[voice]

[masterofbonk]

Hey, I ain't yer fuckin' audience, knucklehead!

[Pause.]

Wai... how is yer face even on dis thing? Video feed? What button is dat?

[Video]

[devilbatshit]

You couldn't work it out?

Kekeke, looks like you're the only knucklehead here.

[ He holds up his guide book at the PokéGear instruction page ]

Push the button right here.

[Video]

[masterofbonk]

[FIGURES OUT HOW TO WORK THE VIDEO FEED WITHOUT ANYONE'S HELP THANKYOUVERYMUCH. Actually he really did need help, being from the 1960s kinda hinders ones ability to work electronics.]

Didn't need yer help! Got it all figured out.

[He's looking pretty smug right now.]

I had it figured out all along.

[Video]

[devilbatshit]

Kekeke - I'm sure you had it all figured out, Fucking Headset.

Anyway - got any ideas about whats going on here?

[Video]

[masterofbonk]

[Pause.]

....

[Smug smile is gone.]

What didya call me, lameass?

I know lots'a shit but I ain't tellin' ya anything.

[Video]

[devilbatshit]

KEKEKE!! You're telling me one thing - your idiot level is 100%

[ Grinning so much right now. ]

You probably don't even know how to play a DVD, Fucking Headset.

[Video]

[masterofbonk]

My name isn't Fuckin' Headset! It's Scout. RED Scout.

[Another pause.]

I know how ta play a DeeVeeDee. Who da hell wouldn't?

[Video]

[devilbatshit]

Ok, sure, I've got your name.

I wont get it wrong again, Fucking Headset.

[ Pause ]

Where are you from, RED Scout?