Twenty Fifth Threat: Say Hello To Destruction 101
Students of Hogwarts, I have an important announcement to make! SLYTHERIN TEAM, YOU FUCKIN' SUCK! And that is why I have decided to not be your Captain this semester. You're a bunch of fuckin' slackers and grillin' your asses didn't show the kind of results demanded of winners!
So this semester, I'm turning you all over to... Fakir. Oh, but don't EVEN worry! I'll still be here on the team. After all, there has to be at least one good player to pull their weight. Plus it's my seventh year and taking NEWTS, acing tests, etc. will take a good amount of my time, yada yada... so it's been decided. YEAP~!
Don't think I won't give any of you a swift kick in the ass for stepping out of line though. It's what I do best. Gotta keep encouraging that team spirit, you know! "GO SLYTHERINS!" and all that jazz. Heh heh heh... What can I say? We have such an EXCITING new season ahead of us!
So this semester, I'm turning you all over to... Fakir. Oh, but don't EVEN worry! I'll still be here on the team. After all, there has to be at least one good player to pull their weight. Plus it's my seventh year and taking NEWTS, acing tests, etc. will take a good amount of my time, yada yada... so it's been decided. YEAP~!
Don't think I won't give any of you a swift kick in the ass for stepping out of line though. It's what I do best. Gotta keep encouraging that team spirit, you know! "GO SLYTHERINS!" and all that jazz. Heh heh heh... What can I say? We have such an EXCITING new season ahead of us!