Fifth Threat: READ IT AND WEEP, MAGGOTS!

[devilbat_demon]

[Filtered from Snitches, Prefects & Staff]

Attention Hogswards Students! I have a very important announcement to make to yah all. SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW FUCKIN SLYTHERIN QUIDDICH TEAM CAPTAIN, BITCHES!Aren't yah excited for me, Lacus? I've been such a diligent student these past few days, I guess the teaches just couldn't help but notice my hard

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[emosjokoshock]

So in other words, give it a month and either a, we have no quidditch team anymore, b, we have no field anymore because it somehow went up in flames or c, against all odds you actually do manage to do a decent job and we start winning again. Personally I am leaning towards option b...

[devilbat_demon]

Your lack of confidence in me is unflatterin', but at least you cared enough to comment. Don't get your panties in a twist, fuckin' scar face. If this team's gonna win, a few hard knocks will only beat resolve into their fuckin' brains.

[emosjokoshock]

Since when did you ever earn anyones confidence, which is why I am wondering how you made quidditch Captain in the first place~ Though I suppose you are the only one with balls enough to do it (of the ones playing quiddich I mean) I just find it curious that they would risk that much to win.

[sparklefied]

You boys play nicely.

[emosjokoshock]

Miss Lacus really, we are~

[sparklefied]

oh I'm sure that you two are, by your standards.

[emosjokoshock]

As long as no one gets hurt, don't you agree~?

[sparklefied]

Of course, violence isn't the answer.

[emosjokoshock]

Of cause not! I am sure none of us would ever dream of hurting the other physically~

[sparklefied]

Oh no, I am sure that you dream about it.

[emosjokoshock]

About how I would place my leather-clad hands around his long white neck and squeeze till he stopped breathing? Never even crossed my mind~

[sparklefied]

Exactly, I couldn't let you kill one of my friends and I'm sure that you would know better.

[emosjokoshock]

As I mentioned, it never even crossed my mind love~

[sparklefied]

Such a sweet boy you are.

[emosjokoshock]

Of course~

[devilbat_demon]

Have yah been sleepin' under a fuckin' rock or somethin'? I'm more than fuckin' qualified for the position, compared to the other fuckin' slackers around here. That lack of a dodgeball tournament was fuckin' pathetic. Fuckin' freshmeat would have been tougher cookies than the wankers who happily joined without knowledge of the fuckin' game. Being able to count more than one hands full of idiots who ended up in the hospital for nut injuries is disgraceful. Sorry excuse for men, if yah ask me.