Fifth Threat: READ IT AND WEEP, MAGGOTS!

[devilbat_demon]

[Filtered from Snitches, Prefects & Staff]

Attention Hogswards Students! I have a very important announcement to make to yah all. SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW FUCKIN SLYTHERIN QUIDDICH TEAM CAPTAIN, BITCHES!Aren't yah excited for me, Lacus? I've been such a diligent student these past few days, I guess the teaches just couldn't help but notice my hard

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[dasiyaofthebell]

By football do you mean American or Association?

[devilbat_demon]

American football is indeed what I'm takin' about, sport. Do you know anythin' about it?

[dasiyaofthebell]

I know a little, but I don't have the build for it.

[devilbat_demon]

Are yah ready to sign up? Having football skills is fun when playin' with friends. It's a tough sport, but there's a lot of great benefits than come with it. Better self confidence, an increase in speed and stamina, endurance training for your body and mind. I recommend everyone try it at least once!

[dasiyaofthebell]

Sign me up~ I think I will have fun~ And then I can say I play both kinds of football.

[devilbat_demon]

Excellent choice, my good man! What's your name and year?

[dasiyaofthebell]

Daisya Barry, 4th

[devilbat_demon]

4th year Gryffindor, eh? It's best to train them young, heh heh. The names Hiruma and from now on, I'll be your Football Captain and Instructor! Now then, let's review the fuckin' basics. Do you know how to throw the fuckin' ball? How about your catchin' skills?

[dasiyaofthebell]

I am good with catching but I have never played any American Football before.

[devilbat_demon]

Good, good! Catching is something we can use. I'm good at throwin', so perhaps a round of tossin' the ball back and forth will help your muscle memory kick in.

[dasiyaofthebell]

That would be great, hopefully I can be more than a benchwarmer.

[devilbat_demon]

I have no intentions of having any bench warmers on my team. After learning how to throw, we'll have you run some laps and then time your sprint.

[dasiyaofthebell]

I should be able to sprint pretty well. At least if playing so much Quidditch hasn't ruined my Association Football skills.

[devilbat_demon]

So you're on the Gryffindor Quiddich team? Shame, since eventually our teams will have to fuckin' face off. Don't worry though! As a member of my football team, I'll cut back on the hard knocks.