Laughing at the dinner troll
Pairing: Changmin/Jaejoong
Rating: G
Genre: Crack, Comedy
Drabble: 240 words
Summary: What Jaejoong does at dinner to get Changmin on the floor in laughter
“You can’t get up until I finish eating,” Jaejoong stated as he continued eating his last dinner of the year. “It’s rude.”
“But Jaejoongie, there are fireworks popping outside and I really want to watch them!” Yunho whined. But why was he listening, he was definitely the man of the house! He got up with his plate, ready to drop it into the sink.
“Stop,” the eldest hissed, latching onto Yunho’s arm before he had a chance to leave. “Don’t you know you have to chew fifty-two times before swallowing?” Just to enforce this statement, he started chewing very slowly and didn’t swallow even when all the food in his mouth had turned to a disgusting mush.
“Oh god, I love you Hyung!” Changmin broke out into a fit of laughter, toppling back into his chair and rolling onto the floor. He didn’t hold back, his laugh erupted in the room and overpowered the exploding gunpowder outside. Changmin couldn’t even try to stop laughing because every time he glanced at Jaejoong, his jaw slowly moving like a cow munching on grass or an obnoxious child chewing gum, he lost his breath again in another litany of chuckles and gasps.
When he started laughing again, Junsu joined in with his gleeful ‘Eu Kyang Kyang’ and even Yoochun started to snicker. Changmin laughed so hard that Jaejoong had trouble holding back his smile.
Yunho remained in his seat with stunned eyes.