Always the last to find out...
I got a call last night from my aunt, telling me that the wedding that I was supposed to go to this weekend is off. The wedding I went through leaps and bounds to make it to. The wedding I spent $800 airfare plus $200 gift money on. The wedding that has been off since last week but no one bothered to tell me until last night. The wedding that now I have to call the airline and the store and try and get a refund because it's off. CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER, LADIES AND GENTS. That goes for the both of you.