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It seems so unfair.
I went out to shovel the snow from my steps ... shovel in hand, I put my foot on the first step ... bam, boom, bang - crashed down all seven of the front steps. Musta looked like I was sledding down my stairs. My arse cushioned my fall - but only by landing on the sharpest edge of the stair. My right butt cheek already is very sore and I'm pretty positive will have a big fat bruise.
Most of the time, I don't even bother shoveling the snow. I'm a bad neighbor. And the one time I do go shovel the snow, look what happens. Ow, my butt!
I went out to shovel the snow from my steps ... shovel in hand, I put my foot on the first step ... bam, boom, bang - crashed down all seven of the front steps. Musta looked like I was sledding down my stairs. My arse cushioned my fall - but only by landing on the sharpest edge of the stair. My right butt cheek already is very sore and I'm pretty positive will have a big fat bruise.
Most of the time, I don't even bother shoveling the snow. I'm a bad neighbor. And the one time I do go shovel the snow, look what happens. Ow, my butt!