Scott's rules -- buy your session BY SUNDAY!
For a change, I'm not reposting a photo by the amazing Scott Church. Nope, I'm alerting you sweet readers wondering what to get your lover for Christmas! Scott is offering -- only until SUNDAY, two days from NOW! -- a bargain gift certificate for a sitting with HIM. Just click to get details -- http://scottchurch.livejournal.com/1453385.html
Honestly, Scott is just about THE most creative force on LJ. Making the bargain offer, he has crafted five RULES for the deal. I can't top him, so I'm just quoting them:
1. "liking" or commenting [his] post does not get you a gift certificate. you must contact [him] privately and actually order one.
2. Thinking about ordering a gift certificate does not get you a gift certificate, even if you say out loud to yourself, "hey, i want to get one of those gift certificates for my loved one" you still have to contact [Scott} to order one.
3. Deciding that you want a gift certificate but waiting to order it till after Sunday night will not get you a gift certificate because it will be too late, this offer only lasts till Sunday night.
4. Contacting [him], telling [him] you want a gift certificate, but then not paying for it does not get you a gift certificate, no matter how much you want one. The act of purchasing something requires completing the process in full.
5. Purchasing a gift certificate from [him] will not save your relationship. While it will make whoever you buy it for very happy with you at the moment, (because they know [Scott] will make beautiful pictures of them), if you treat them like crap the other 364 days of the year they still won't like you any more than they already do. Be nicer to the people that love you dammit.
Honestly, Scott is just about THE most creative force on LJ. Making the bargain offer, he has crafted five RULES for the deal. I can't top him, so I'm just quoting them:
1. "liking" or commenting [his] post does not get you a gift certificate. you must contact [him] privately and actually order one.
2. Thinking about ordering a gift certificate does not get you a gift certificate, even if you say out loud to yourself, "hey, i want to get one of those gift certificates for my loved one" you still have to contact [Scott} to order one.
3. Deciding that you want a gift certificate but waiting to order it till after Sunday night will not get you a gift certificate because it will be too late, this offer only lasts till Sunday night.
4. Contacting [him], telling [him] you want a gift certificate, but then not paying for it does not get you a gift certificate, no matter how much you want one. The act of purchasing something requires completing the process in full.
5. Purchasing a gift certificate from [him] will not save your relationship. While it will make whoever you buy it for very happy with you at the moment, (because they know [Scott] will make beautiful pictures of them), if you treat them like crap the other 364 days of the year they still won't like you any more than they already do. Be nicer to the people that love you dammit.