https://www.tumblr.com/reblog/131515558794/tQ0vFUuE?redirect_to=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Fblog%2Fultradevi2 The blogger -- apparently the one who posted this modestly erotic photo -- somehow felt the need to "swear" she's a virgin. I thought that bit of info was increasingly irrelevant for most everyone in modern society.
I mean, sure, whisper me the tale of your deflowering if you must -- but to assert how innocent you WANT to appear seems to bespeak lack of initiative…
Surely there was a suitable girl at hand to “assist” you in learning about birds, bees or whatever.
Or, as Rhett Butler memorably put it, "Frankly, my dear..."