Know a girl named "Sandy"?
http://ultradevi.tumblr.com/post/114484070067/rawr-a-russian-girl-also-getting-covered-in
One does see a lot of otherwise delicious girls on Tumblr cavorting on one beach or another, happily covered in SAND! That stuff -- in my intimate experience -- is not conducive to luscious interludes of lovemaking. It gets IN everywhere, sometimes glued on by suntan lotion; sometimes by that lovely wetness of sexual excitement. Need I mention cunnilingus* -- need I?
Haven't these girls ever heard of beach chairs? Just sayin'...
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* My favorite sex-writer, Rachel Kramer Bissell, recently made rug-munching the subject of her Salon piece: "...there was even a song dedicated to it, entitled 'Philomena' [not related to the 2012 movie] by the Decemberists... Rolling Stone opined that the tune 'might be the catchiest cunnilingus tribute since Foxy Brown’s "Candy.’”
One does see a lot of otherwise delicious girls on Tumblr cavorting on one beach or another, happily covered in SAND! That stuff -- in my intimate experience -- is not conducive to luscious interludes of lovemaking. It gets IN everywhere, sometimes glued on by suntan lotion; sometimes by that lovely wetness of sexual excitement. Need I mention cunnilingus* -- need I?
Haven't these girls ever heard of beach chairs? Just sayin'...
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* My favorite sex-writer, Rachel Kramer Bissell, recently made rug-munching the subject of her Salon piece: "...there was even a song dedicated to it, entitled 'Philomena' [not related to the 2012 movie] by the Decemberists... Rolling Stone opined that the tune 'might be the catchiest cunnilingus tribute since Foxy Brown’s "Candy.’”