Ode to cunnilingus...

[devifemme]

My lovely LJ/Tumblr friend "fwmammd" (it starts out
"fuck with me..." but I don't recall the rest) is a
sexy German wench. Nonetheless, she knows her English lit:

"That man that hath a tongue
I say
Is no man
If with his tongue he cannot
Please a woman..."
(Shakespeare)

Of course, I'd modify that a little:

"That woman that hath a tongue
I say
Is no woman
If with her tongue she cannot
Please a woman..."