Well... I'm not out yet, and I'm fading.
What happened? When did I get this old?
What a fucking tragedy. All dressed up, with no where to go.
I've managed to avoid phone sex tonight, but surfed CraigsList ruthlessly for some entertainment.
I need to get out of this rut.
Got a two foot container on wheels today - finally something to shove all my makeup into. Looks clean in here.
Want to see what I look like at this exact moment?