Round One

[deviantcommand]

So, virtually no bloodshed yet since my arrival - always a small success in any new assignment.  The three biggest headaches are easily going to be Pervert, the Pretty Boy and the token Idiot Leader.  Add in the fact that they all have capability of going off to holler for Mommy if I decide to try and make them work, and it just completes scenario.

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[crimsonkure]

You've nicknamed him Pretty-boy? He's going to hate that. And please, for the sake of my sanity, never call me Mommy again.

[deviantcommand]

I know, ain't it great? ♥

That's what it amounts to basically, just calling it like I see it? And at least that way you're not bogged down with whiners.

[crimsonkure]

You have to be the only person I know who takes more delight in pissing people off than Sabaku. ♥

You are certainly excellent at calling it like you see it. And I do appreciate you taking such efforts to make sure I'm not bogged down.

[deviantcommand]

What can I say, it is an art ♥

I just see it happening all too easily, and when you get sick of it, then you'd come after me, and I'd hate to have to beat you down in a good old chick brawl at the precinct. Your guys would probably get off on it, though.

[crimsonkure]

There really is nothing more to say. &heart;

No, when I get sick of it I know of this MMA gym in Stockton where I can go beat the crap out of skinny martial artists who think a chick with a mean right hook is dead sexy. Still, we can throw down if you like, I'll even wear a bikini if you do to make it more interesting.

[deviantcommand]

Ohh, that sounds like a good time. I was going to just drag Sarutobi's ass to the boxing ring while I was here, but that's also a very viable option. You'll have to let me know and maybe I'll tag along ♥

I wonder how much we could charge them if set up a kiddie pool with some jello or something just to make a profit out of it...

[crimsonkure]

It is a good time, I've learned a lot about better self-defense there. If you do drag his ass to a boxing ring let me know, he always was hotinteresting to watch. I'll let you know next time I'm heading out there, and you're welcome to tag along. ♥

I think pudding would go over better than jello, and all things considered there would need to be hoses for us to clean each other off.

[deviantcommand]

You betcha ♥ I've scared off most of my co-workers from going down for a little one on one since I've wooped most of their asses like nobody's business, so it'll be nice for a change of partners. I cannot argue with that, he was indeed a pretty one to look at. I'll hold you to that!

Make sure it's chocolate and you've got yourself a deal ♥

[crimsonkure]

Damn right. ♥ Ah, most of my coworkers have no idea if I have any skills outside of cooking, listening, playing mom, and a few tricks only Havoc's been privy to. I haven't actually fought anyone in a while, I've only sparred. I felt rusty and started taking classes so I could keep myself safe. There is just something about that face all bruised and sweaty...I need to stop, now. Feel free.

There are other flavors of pudding? ♥

[deviantcommand]

Now see, if you'd been kicking ass and taking names before I got here, imagine how much work you could have saved me? I'm disappointed in ya. No, no, don't stop. I don't care if you're married to the pope, you'd have to be dead to not be able to appreciate that yummy sight~

That'a girl~ Actually, I wonder... That's a pretty good incentive to get these guys up off their asses...give them a goal and a reward in mind. It's something to consider at least.

[crimsonkure]

The last time I did anything of the sort was a while ago, and it didn't work out so well. The guys in the station only stopped believing I was the Ice Queen after certain pictures were discovered, so it's not exactly a pleasant subject. Yes, I have to stop, I'm not allowing myself to think of Sarutobi like that. I wonder how good Havoc would look after a few rounds, I haven't played rough in a while...

It's a great incentive. I had offered to wash Mustang's car in just my favorite black bikini if he helped me with something, but he didn't follow through. Maybe that will work better on the next guy I need relationship advice from.

[deviantcommand]

Oh pictures? These I've got to see~ It really wouldn't hurt these jack offs to have the fear of God put in them. Just kidnap them one by one and show 'em how it's really done. Spoilsport. Though the two of them stripped down and all sweaty like...now that's entertainment.

Thata girl. I'll hold you to that then, if it proves to be a good driving force. Just don't let the pseudo hubby talk you out of it later~

...You asked that fool for relationship advice? You would have been better off asking the brat, I'm thinking.

[crimsonkure]

Do you remember when I did some modeling? Yeah, those pictures. Some of these jack offs, as you so eloquently put it, might enjoy that a little too much. I am not, I never said you had to stop. That is entertainment, definitely, although they might not appreciate us for deciding that.

You act as though I'd ask how high if he told me to jump, which is just ridiculous. He likes that I have a mind of my own, you know.

I wanted to know what Havoc might like for Valentine's Day. I ended up just doing what I felt was right anyway. The brast asked me for advice.