Round Two

[deviantcommand]

When I got sent down here for this job, playing fucking shrink and relationship guru sure as hell wasn't in the job description.

There are reasons why I avoid all this complicated relationship mess and stick with Mr. Right Now over Mr. Right. But, that's not for everyone if certain people would only do us a favor and pull their heads out of their

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[deviantcommand]

That's very reassuring ♥ And see?!? I can even ask rather the standard kidnapping~

Whenever is convenient for you, I don't even care. I just need someone who's not afraid to hit too hard for fear of hitting the girl, and who won't go running if I flatten your ass. If you've got the free time I'd love to make it something regular~

[deviantcommand]

I can even tie my shoes all by myself, Dad!

I know, and that's why I asked you first rather then just try to antagonize one of the guys at work until they get pissed off enough that they're willing to take a swing. ♥

A full 24 hours all to yourself? Who'd you have to sleep with to get that sort of time off~? How about whenever you roll out of bed, just give me a holler and we'll go from there. My schedule's pretty flexible, all I've got to worry about is booby trapping my office to keep idle hands out of it while I'm not there.

[deviantcommand]

Pretty close I think, but I don't know if any of them are ballsy enough to hit a girl, or to hit a girl who might be a fed, take your pick. It's amusing to watch them fight with it though~

I'm going to hold you to that ♥ I wouldn't ask you to give up a morning of being lazy and sleeping in, so just whenever~ No obvious ones yet, since I've yet to been accosted by anyone splattered that special exploding ink that we mark stolen money with. I keep hoping though!