blehh blehh blehh.. meow.. meow.. meow.. skingrafts... meow... meow... meow... meow...
or what I have did on my holiday away from mommy and the asshat.
Ok I have been a very busy lil Devi lately. I have been away far away from everything normal and went to lots of differnt places. The mostest interesting of them was the pooka land way far away. I got to twice even.... and it was the most intersting thing... everyone was a pooka, even a nocker kinain turned into a pooka, I think he was pretending to be a nocker kinain. he seems kinda cool.. almost cool enough to be a real pooka, but not quite, he was too snarky like Lucas.. and everyone knows that only Eeeeeeeshooooooo are that snarky, cept Daddy and Calli casue they are too smart to need to be snarky likke Lujcas who is only snarky to make up for his lack of being smart. Since he is all looks and not smarts at all cept is his butt when he gets burninated... eerrrr nevermind... Devi is a good pooka and would never burn anything... specially not her dumb brother who can not help being dumb.
We saw Zombies the other day... they were really ugly and smelly, and I was not going to hold that against them since you are not supposwed to judge a book by its shitty artist, but then the stoooopid zombies tried to attack Lucas and I had to help him becasue if i let him die, then Calli would have been upset and Daddy may have grounded me for a whole week or so. So while Lucas was busy trying to smack the ugleeee smelly zombie with pointy sharp sticks i decided to help with some fire... since anything that smells that bad has to be at least half rotten and likely to burn lots and lots and lots.... I was right with a little bit of help from nail polish remover, I made a really big fire, a really big fire.... for some reason some people who were trying to fight the zombies tried to run away from the fire... dumbasses... how do you expect to make the zombies dead if you run away from them... the fire was helping... and it wasn't hurting too much... i don't think... well the air was burning but that is besides the point. But all the zombies died and the smell was horrific... i mean the green sludge they left smelled worsethan Lucas' feet. Poor boy does not have proper pooka bathing habits...
Well i have to go.. my brother is yelling that i am hititng the computer too hard and that I am going to break it.... boys.. they know nothing.. it is not like I am doing what I really want to anyway.. i mean the computer is still whole and not smoking.. or half melted.. i think it would look better that way but meh... brothers....
lots of love and kisses
and even more burning fires...
Develyn the wandering pooka
Ok I have been a very busy lil Devi lately. I have been away far away from everything normal and went to lots of differnt places. The mostest interesting of them was the pooka land way far away. I got to twice even.... and it was the most intersting thing... everyone was a pooka, even a nocker kinain turned into a pooka, I think he was pretending to be a nocker kinain. he seems kinda cool.. almost cool enough to be a real pooka, but not quite, he was too snarky like Lucas.. and everyone knows that only Eeeeeeeshooooooo are that snarky, cept Daddy and Calli casue they are too smart to need to be snarky likke Lujcas who is only snarky to make up for his lack of being smart. Since he is all looks and not smarts at all cept is his butt when he gets burninated... eerrrr nevermind... Devi is a good pooka and would never burn anything... specially not her dumb brother who can not help being dumb.
We saw Zombies the other day... they were really ugly and smelly, and I was not going to hold that against them since you are not supposwed to judge a book by its shitty artist, but then the stoooopid zombies tried to attack Lucas and I had to help him becasue if i let him die, then Calli would have been upset and Daddy may have grounded me for a whole week or so. So while Lucas was busy trying to smack the ugleeee smelly zombie with pointy sharp sticks i decided to help with some fire... since anything that smells that bad has to be at least half rotten and likely to burn lots and lots and lots.... I was right with a little bit of help from nail polish remover, I made a really big fire, a really big fire.... for some reason some people who were trying to fight the zombies tried to run away from the fire... dumbasses... how do you expect to make the zombies dead if you run away from them... the fire was helping... and it wasn't hurting too much... i don't think... well the air was burning but that is besides the point. But all the zombies died and the smell was horrific... i mean the green sludge they left smelled worsethan Lucas' feet. Poor boy does not have proper pooka bathing habits...
Well i have to go.. my brother is yelling that i am hititng the computer too hard and that I am going to break it.... boys.. they know nothing.. it is not like I am doing what I really want to anyway.. i mean the computer is still whole and not smoking.. or half melted.. i think it would look better that way but meh... brothers....
lots of love and kisses
and even more burning fires...
Develyn the wandering pooka