i like this one better.

[devain]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed jennydevildoll to Cthulhu (500 points). In August, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon hybrid_woman (65 points). In January, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very good (550 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
devain

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