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Blair has a dream she's Eliza Doolittle and she still can't speak all not-Cockney
and then Serena barges in as the perfect lady. Blair can't even escape Serena in her dreams, how sad!
Blair can't escape Serena's "wrath!" She's every-fucking-where.
At first, Serena says she wants to go to Brown, and Blair tells Serena she sucks and that she'll never get into any school, especially not Yale so she might as well stop trying.
Serena: Brown is an Ivy League school
Blair: Everyone knows that the only REAL Ivies are the holy trinity: Harvard, Yale and Princeton.
Serena: So you're off to Yale?
Blair: Your deductive reasoning skills are perfect for a place like Brown.
Serena: A place like Brown?
Blair: You know, an enclave of trustafarians and children of celebrities who major in drum circles and semiotics, whatever that is.
Although she didn't even want to go, Serena says OHHH HEYLLL NO and is going to visit Yale too just to bug the crap outta Blair.
Chuck tells Nate about the Skull and Bones secret society. etc. etc. how cool it is.
Meanwhile, Nate checks out a "hot girl" whom I don't think is very hot but hey.
Ok she's kinda got that pixie girl cute going on.
Meanwhile, innocent Chuck gets caught and put in a bag. OH NOEZZ hehe
Blair overhears the dean (who apparently never laughs) laughing
and then she finds out it's SERENA!? WTF x10! Who would've guessed?
Nate and the elf keep flirting and Nate overhears the people next to him talking about how they hate "Nate Archibald" and how they know he's on campus and how they wanna jump him because they hate his father.
So he tells the girl his name is "uh...Dan..Humphrey" bad idea Chace Crawford!
Meanwhile, as usual, during any situation, Nate is making out with some chick he barely knows.
Then they hear a knock on the door.
and it's DAN HUMPHREY asking for a teacher recommendation?! i didnt know she was a teacher..
should've known though, nate and older women tsk tsk.
"who did you say you were?"
"but isn't he ..."
DUMB DAN: "NO HE'S NATE ARCHIBALD"
conclusion: they both get kicked out -_-
Yale Guy: Chuck Bass, we've been waiting for you.
The guys that caught Chuck want to know if he's the "real deal" and ask him to prove it to them that he's a real bad boyyyy. MUHAHAHAH. Can't you see his brain just twisting and turning.
Blair does not succeed in impressing the dean because she keeps talking about Serena.
"Well, I'm aware I lack some people's ... easy grace with strangers. I don't exactly make you feel like you've known me forever even though we just met. When I laugh, you might not smile just at the coquettish sound of it, and I may not be spontaneous or delightful or full of surprises, and my hair not sparkle when it catches the light... everything worth knowing about me is in that folder. I made sure of it."
and in desperation kisses the dean!! note the shocked look on the secretary lady's face.
Serena gets a phone call to have dinner at the dean's house and she tells Blair she's the last guest invited so she didn't get one. Ha-Ha
Blair sneakily tempts the secretary lady to give her an invitation to the dean's party with antique cat figures and she falls for it!!
BTW. Chuck tells Serena the answer that Blair was going to give to the Dean when asked questions a the intimate dinner gathering thingy.
Chuck: The Dean's house? Nice. What's your answer to his question?
Serena: ... Yes?
Chuck: No, no, no. What person, real or imagined, living or dead, would you most like to have dinner with? Rumor is, if your answer impresses the Dean enough, it gets you on the short list for early admission. So says Blair.
Serena: I should have given my spot to her.
Chuck: You got invited and she didn't? You're lucky to be alive!
Serena: Well I won't be for much longer if I don't get an answer fast.
Chuck: Steal Blair's! She won't have a use for it anymore.
Meanwhile, Chuck returns and brings a bunch of sexay stripper girls but the Yale guys say the ultimate test is to beat up Nate Archibald!
He calls Nate and tells him he wants to elope wants to leave New Haven and for Nate to wait for him at a bar so he can be safe. but obvs, Nate doesn't know that.
The dean asks the traditional questions including, if you could have dinner with anyone living or dead who would it be and why? Blair busts in and says the name of the guy Serena "killed"
OOOOOOOOOOHHH MEOW! can you hear a catfight coming on?
Nate is waiting for Chuck at a bar and the guys say that they just beat up Nate Archibald but he knew what Chuck did and confronted them to tell them he was Nate Archibald and then unties Dan. *cracks whip now
a catfight ensues.
"maybe we shouldn't be friends" LOLZ ya think?
BFF 4EVA (again)
The guys threaten to beat Chuck up when he goes to Yale.
Chuck says now he isn't going
and that he can blackmail them anytime he wants b/c he has pictures of them and the sexay girls.
MUAHAHAHA chuck always finds a way.
I can't believe you, Chuck! You let Dan pretend to be me and let those guys beat him up?!
C'mon Nathaniel, let's go.
NOO I LOVE DAN.
WHATEVER BITCH.
Serena gets a call from the dean saying he wants her at Yale. But doesn't say anything about Blair ;(
but actually the Dean only wants her there because of the publicity :(
P.S. I'd love it if you give me some feedback! I took a while on this. :X
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