In need of assitance.

[deutschy]

I find myself in need of relationship advice and recommendations for books on the subject of relationship advice. I have plenty at home, including notecards and spreadsheets made from careful study of the subject material, but all of the information gleaned seems to have escaped me. I am also no longer home and cannot reference any of it, so

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[teatime_bitch]

Notecards and spreadsheets...

[deutschy]

Spreadsheets to consult on my lunch breaks at work. Notecards to stealthily consult when with the person in question.

[teatime_bitch]

Why don't you try reading a bloody Harlequin novel instead. I think that might better your chances.

[deutschy]

The information I gain from my books is sometimes hit or miss, but fictional novels are not bound to be much better.

[teatime_bitch]

You never know, mate. You might get some motivation and inspiration from one. Maybe something like this...

[deutschy]

...I am not exposing my chest under any circumstances.

[teatime_bitch]

I'm not sure if it's necessary or not. But I figured you're on a ship and they're on a ship so it may be a good start.

[deutschy]

Do you have an available copy I could borrow?

[teatime_bitch]

That nancy, France, probably does. I'll go check.

[deutschy]

Thank you, England. I hope it isn't any trouble.

[teatime_bitch]

It means I'd actually have to speak with him but you seem desperate.

[deutschy]

I am lacking in source material, yes. Thanks again.