OH THE HORROR!!!
The travesty! The pain! It's almost too much to bear! What shall become of us all? Are we to wither and die like the dodo or are we to rise up from the ashes of our own demise like the phoenix? And how? To arms, my brethren! To arms! We fight against mother Rome for the freedom of one and all! Down with these hypocritical hypochondrical hemophiliacs! Up with the new age! New! Newer than my mother's car! To arms, my fellow knights, and ride forth into the cave of explicit magic to fight down the dragon in his throne of oblivious masses! We ride!