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[maincharactrish]

[One will notice right away that the gentleman on the screen not only does not seem to realize he is being watched, but is holding the device upside-down. His interactions with the PDA consist largely of tapping it and squinting at it.]

...The heck is this? This ain't like no radio I ever seen.

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[guysheyguys]

Ha! ANACHRONISMS!!

[video]

[maincharactrish]

...I don't sound that old-fashioned, do I?

[guysheyguys]

CHARMINGLY old-fashioned!

It's...charming?!

[video]

[maincharactrish]

[Do note his eyebrow, T. Rex. That's the people's eyebrow he's giving you, as he pokes at the screen.]

Heh. You're a weird one, ain'tcha?

[guysheyguys]

I prefer to think of myself as "quirky"!

[video]

[maincharactrish]

Alright then, tell me somethin', Mr. Quirky: what is this place, anyhow? I know they're callin' it Metallia or somesuch, and they already know I can't die. How much else do they know? Why'm I even here in the first place, huh?

[guysheyguys]

Uhhh well you could ask Queen but if you are asking me instead I will try to answer:

This place is Metällia and Queen is the lady in charge and she brought you here because she thought you were a pretty cool dude. If you die you will apparently come back three days later like my buddy Rue did.

[maincharactrish]

No, no, I mean I already can't d- wait, wha?

[guysheyguys]

What, what?

[video]

[maincharactrish]

Back up a second 'ere. You're sayin' no one can die? But the only other person who knows the formula-

WHAT'D YOU DO TO MAIZA?

[guysheyguys]

I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' TO NOBODY!!!

[video]

[maincharactrish]

THEN YOU BETTER TELL ME WHO DID!

[guysheyguys]

QUEEN?!?!

[video]

[maincharactrish]

Alright. Fine. I can find her easy enough.

You better hope I don't run into you on the street. I can do a lot worse than kill ya.

[guysheyguys]

aaaaaaaaaaaa