11 - Voice

[deusexmechanic]

[Voice clicks on, Harper sounds DISPROPORTIONATELY IRRITATED ABOUT THIS.]

You know, some people would consider the vampires having their food supply back and people no longer having to be bled out to feed them would actually be considered a good thing? You know, since people are no longer in danger of being randomly attacked as a solution to

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[stopthat_destro]

Since when did you care?

[deusexmechanic]

About the constant stream of meaningless crap streaming from these journals? I don't know, maybe the cumulative effect of it is finally getting to me.

[stopthat_destro]

Yes, that.

You're only adding to it.

[deusexmechanic]

Yeah well I guess when a situation is past saving, all that's left to do is to make absolutely sure that everybody involved knows that you think they're assholes.

Go play in a snake tank.

[stopthat_destro]

Provide the snakes.

[private]
I'll be out of your hair for a while, anyway, so you won't have to worry about being a warden any time soon.

[deusexmechanic]

You have one. Clone it.

[Private]

What, you going to jump overboard? Go nuts, you have my blessing.

[stopthat_destro]

Provide the technology.

[private]
No. Why would I-- forget it.

[deusexmechanic]

What am I, your mom? If you can't produce the necessary technology to clone snakes then you don't deserve to clone snakes.

[Private]

A man can dream. Consider it forgotten.

[stopthat_destro]

No, you're my warden. And I could if I weren't limited by the Barge.

[private]
And here I thought you'd be happy for the break. Then again, you already do nothing.

[deusexmechanic]

Bullshit, unless the Barge magically made you dumb then you can go learn to improvise.

[Private]

Oh, I'm sorry, you're right, I should take a more active role in your rehabilitation! Let me see, what should a good hard working warden do when his inmate murders someone...

...

Hmm, tough one, isn't it?

How attached are you to that stupid serpent in your room?

And now he learns he shouldn't taunt death toll'd Harper :C

[stopthat_destro]

[BUT HE ALREADY IMPROVISED TO MAKE HIS CREEPY NANOMITE LAB]

Fine.

[private]
I don't have a snake any more! Armand killed her and left her in my bed.

Poor Rex, he's not to know!

[deusexmechanic]

[IMPROVISE MORE!]

Yeah, that's right.

[Private]

Well jeeze, it's not like you didn't kill him already, how much more sympathy do you want for this Armand crap?

Private

[stopthat_destro]

I'm not looking for any sympathy! You asked me about my snake, and I told you her status.

[And now he's going to work on programming a virus for your computer >( ONCE I THINK UP A GOOD VIRUS]

Private

[deusexmechanic]

Yeah yeah, your snake is dead, you're jumping over board, go cry me a river and drown in it.

[Why you gotta be a hater, Cobra Commander?]

Private - You know he's really mad when he resorts to talking like this :c

[stopthat_destro]

I'm not jumping, and I'm not cry-- Screw you!

Private - I'm sorry, Rex :c

[deusexmechanic]

No, screw you! Go fuck off to wherever the hell it is you're going and quit bothering me already!