3 - Video

[deusexmechanic]

[The first thing that you see when the camera comes on is Harper's hand pulling away from it, as he's literally just slapped it on. The rest of him, however, is currently in the process of rummaging under his bed. His voice is muffled.]

Oka-ay, show and tell time. Ladies and gentlemen, can I interest any of you fine patrons in this beau-tee-

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[stopthat_destro]

Oh no. You don't look well.

[deusexmechanic]

[Harper neither sits up, nor replies, instead, he just gives the camera a well earned kick. He's thinking of you, Rex c:]

[stopthat_destro]

Maybe I should get you something to make you feel... better. [YOU CAN TELL HE MEANS "POISON"]

[deusexmechanic]

Bite me, blinky. [He's not sitting up, no matter HOW MUCH YOU MOCK.]

[stopthat_destro]

Yes, well, on that note... I'll get back to my work. [As in: HAHA I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, SUCKA] Get well soon.

[deusexmechanic]

I am going to infect something and give it to you. [Still lying down. Later he'll claim he said that while delirious.]

[stopthat_destro]

[DEADPAN because seriously, he can't believe you >(] You would try to give somebody in my condition a respiratory infection?

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[deusexmechanic]

[You make an excellent point there. There is a long silence.]

[deusexmechanic]

[Then he kicks the camera again. A completely reasonable response.]

[stopthat_destro]

And I see that conversation with you is as meaningful as ever.

[deusexmechanic]

[Annnnnd, he finally sits up and looks at the camera directly.]

Okay then, let's have a conversation. Let's reform you. Hmm, now where or wh--

[His sarcasm is interrupted by a fresh coughing fit.]

[stopthat_destro]

[THIS BRIGHTENS HIS DAY]

You were saying?

[deusexmechanic]

[Still coughing. Harper makes an obscene gesture at you that doesn't exist yet.]

[stopthat_destro]

Well said.

[deusexmechanic]