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character relationships.
Harper basically owns Rex. He is his property.
Rex Lewis/Cobra Commander - Hideous Mutant Baby
Uhura SEXILY SEDUCED HARPER. It was hot. THEN TOSHIKO DECLARED HER LOVE, and Harper wussed out and dumped them both.
Lt. Nyota Uhura - Ex-Girrrrrrrlfriend
Harper is a bit quietly in love with Toshiko, but she left and now he has a girlfriend. NOT ENOUGH HARPER TO GO AROUND :(
UPDATE: His girlfriend left, and Harper is just like a yo-yo. In the opposite of what happens in the series, he is apparently NEVER NOT GETTING LAID HERE.
Toshiko Sato - Girrrrrrrlfriend
SCIENCE! SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE! So satisfying :c
Robert Capa - Science Boyfriend.
Tyr is a needy bitch who Harper tried to dump but who would not be dumped. Also he betrayed Harper and got shot and then Harper went insane so now he's kind of a jerk to him.
Tyr Anasazi - Former Crewmate
Harper longs to test it.
Data - Delicious Android Colleague
The Seventh Doctor plies Rex with treats. SOMETIMES HARPER IS GRATEFUL, SOMETIMES HARPER SUSPECTS.
The Seventh Doctor - Rex Sitter
There is no real emotional attachment here, but there will never be a time when Harper does not love and respect Lord Fanny
Lord Fanny - Giver of Blowjob
Harper found Victor lulzy. Turns out he's a jerk to Rex. WE GONNA HAVE SOME PROBLEMS VICTOR?
Victor Frankenstein - Cute Little Jerk
Mozenrath is a subject of much fun, for Harper.
Mozenrath - Bringer of Mirth
Hayley shot Harper in the junk for no reason. HE DOES NOT FORGIVE, HE DOES NOT FORGET.
Hayley Stark - Unforgiven Enemy