Mrs. Butterworth
I'm gonna' open myself up a flea market
I'm gonna' open myself up a flea market
And you're gonna' wish that you did
And retire on the profits
First off
I'm gonna' empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf with my 800 dollar a month tax-free Century 21 shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years
Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares
And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna' collect some shells and driftwood
And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap
And sell 'em for lots of money
People will be paying top dollar for my kids new used new toys and clothing
Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss stained mattress I've been sleeping on...
I figured since my songs get little or no acclaim, I could post a bit of a song by one of the most popular bands ever that also received little or no acclaim, and know that even so it's badass in it's own right; and then maybe feel a little bit better about myself and my wasted efforts.
I'm gonna' open myself up a flea market
And you're gonna' wish that you did
And retire on the profits
First off
I'm gonna' empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf with my 800 dollar a month tax-free Century 21 shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years
Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares
And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna' collect some shells and driftwood
And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap
And sell 'em for lots of money
People will be paying top dollar for my kids new used new toys and clothing
Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss stained mattress I've been sleeping on...
I figured since my songs get little or no acclaim, I could post a bit of a song by one of the most popular bands ever that also received little or no acclaim, and know that even so it's badass in it's own right; and then maybe feel a little bit better about myself and my wasted efforts.