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Rev Xeno: So your theory is that Coke Zero is a prequal to Coke?
TheDeuceOfClubs: yeah, everyone jumped on the prequal bandwagon after george lucas fucked the concept up
TheDeuceOfClubs: and so Coke is always "With the Times"
TheDeuceOfClubs: so they release a Prequel
TheDeuceOfClubs: it's a thrilling story about Coca Cola
TheDeuceOfClubs: before it had taste
Rev Xeno: I think you make an LJ post explaining this theory, in-depth.
TheDeuceOfClubs: ....
TheDeuceOfClubs: Holy shit, i think you might be onto something,
TheDeuceOfClubs: let me make sure that i don't inadvertantly delete this IM window and forget all that was said.
Rev Xeno: It's definately LJ rant material.
Everyone knows the story of Coca Cola, They were a struggling company, Finally by selling themselves as cheap as possible, and with military support, they became famous. It's a thrilling story, of a young soda, turned international starlet. Coca cola was once a child, moving from malt shop to malt shop, with out ever having a place to call her own, there were the times when she had cocaine flowing through her veins (bringing about her street name of Coke). But then when she was passed around military personel for five cents a pop, the country took her in as one of their own, and she was famous, soon anyone could get a drink for less than the milk money their parents gave them. Everyone knows that story, but the company that made her famous decided to release a prequel to the sweet soda we all know and love, it's a bitter disgusting tale known as Coke Zero, after the cocaine, but before the sugar, when she was just a bitter little bitch.
Also out this week is a new and thrilling tale that's sure to keep you on the edge of your seats. We all know of the Action Packed Caffinated Classic "Mountain Dew." We all cheered when they released the Next Installment of the Series with "Mountain Dew: Code Red." And we all danced with glee when Pepsi released the Shocking "Mountain Dew: Livewire." And though Not the best drawn or named Installment, we still went out and bought "Mountain Dew: Pitch Black." Well now, in the style of shitty ass conitinuity fucks such as Final Fantasy 7,8,9 and X (SEVEN SUCKS YOU WHINY ASS PEICES OF DOG SHIT!!!) Pepsi has now released a Sequal to their latest installment "Mountain Dew: Pitch Black II." But unlike X-2 it's not just something fan boys can grope themselves to, it's actually entertaining. You heard me, this is the most entertaining soda ever made.
Ok enough with the Movie reviews, it has become evident that Sodas as of late, even some Candy bars, have been pulling the nationally renound trend of fucking themselves in the ass, by changing the base formulas. So far the only one who hasn't done this yet is mountain dew, because they're simply adding on to the original Mountain Dew formula. (it's like adding dynamite to C4, it doesn't need it but the bigger the boom the better) Other products how ever, such as Coke, Pepsi, even Dr. Pepper, have obviously got too much money in their banks and not enough things to do with it. So they start experimenting with new flavors. I really thought people would have learned from Crystal Pepsi and the "New Coke" that this was a bad idea, but no, they want to change things, and stay with the times, making "Atkins" and "Hollywood" friendly sodas.
i probablly should come back with something like "If they wanted to blah blah blah..." but i don't really care... i pretty much just gave you all the facts and well, i'd like to make this a very anti climatic post...
yeah, that's it.
bye
nope, no big finish.
no witty ending
just me being a dick.
sorry
TheDeuceOfClubs: yeah, everyone jumped on the prequal bandwagon after george lucas fucked the concept up
TheDeuceOfClubs: and so Coke is always "With the Times"
TheDeuceOfClubs: so they release a Prequel
TheDeuceOfClubs: it's a thrilling story about Coca Cola
TheDeuceOfClubs: before it had taste
Rev Xeno: I think you make an LJ post explaining this theory, in-depth.
TheDeuceOfClubs: ....
TheDeuceOfClubs: Holy shit, i think you might be onto something,
TheDeuceOfClubs: let me make sure that i don't inadvertantly delete this IM window and forget all that was said.
Rev Xeno: It's definately LJ rant material.
Everyone knows the story of Coca Cola, They were a struggling company, Finally by selling themselves as cheap as possible, and with military support, they became famous. It's a thrilling story, of a young soda, turned international starlet. Coca cola was once a child, moving from malt shop to malt shop, with out ever having a place to call her own, there were the times when she had cocaine flowing through her veins (bringing about her street name of Coke). But then when she was passed around military personel for five cents a pop, the country took her in as one of their own, and she was famous, soon anyone could get a drink for less than the milk money their parents gave them. Everyone knows that story, but the company that made her famous decided to release a prequel to the sweet soda we all know and love, it's a bitter disgusting tale known as Coke Zero, after the cocaine, but before the sugar, when she was just a bitter little bitch.
Also out this week is a new and thrilling tale that's sure to keep you on the edge of your seats. We all know of the Action Packed Caffinated Classic "Mountain Dew." We all cheered when they released the Next Installment of the Series with "Mountain Dew: Code Red." And we all danced with glee when Pepsi released the Shocking "Mountain Dew: Livewire." And though Not the best drawn or named Installment, we still went out and bought "Mountain Dew: Pitch Black." Well now, in the style of shitty ass conitinuity fucks such as Final Fantasy 7,8,9 and X (SEVEN SUCKS YOU WHINY ASS PEICES OF DOG SHIT!!!) Pepsi has now released a Sequal to their latest installment "Mountain Dew: Pitch Black II." But unlike X-2 it's not just something fan boys can grope themselves to, it's actually entertaining. You heard me, this is the most entertaining soda ever made.
Ok enough with the Movie reviews, it has become evident that Sodas as of late, even some Candy bars, have been pulling the nationally renound trend of fucking themselves in the ass, by changing the base formulas. So far the only one who hasn't done this yet is mountain dew, because they're simply adding on to the original Mountain Dew formula. (it's like adding dynamite to C4, it doesn't need it but the bigger the boom the better) Other products how ever, such as Coke, Pepsi, even Dr. Pepper, have obviously got too much money in their banks and not enough things to do with it. So they start experimenting with new flavors. I really thought people would have learned from Crystal Pepsi and the "New Coke" that this was a bad idea, but no, they want to change things, and stay with the times, making "Atkins" and "Hollywood" friendly sodas.
i probablly should come back with something like "If they wanted to blah blah blah..." but i don't really care... i pretty much just gave you all the facts and well, i'd like to make this a very anti climatic post...
yeah, that's it.
bye
nope, no big finish.
no witty ending
just me being a dick.
sorry