Aug 15, 2005 07:31
"It's just too easy to make fun of someone as mentally incompetent as Jack, although I have to admit, it's fun sinking to his level, like when I used to tease Jeff Becker on the playground for eating boogers."
-Duke Ferris of Game Revolution
Check my tag for an article that you all should read, it is more proof that Jack Thompson is in fact a whiny child who needs to be strung up by his balls, BUT NOT MURDERED! No you Ignorant Floridian Conservative Jackass with a tree trunk up your shitter , there's no death threats here, but by God if you don't need a spanking little boy. Now sadly seeing as this Livejournal is only being viewed by a couple friends of mine there's no real apanking that I can do. My writing style isn't moving, or coherent enough, to really put forth a full frontal nudity assault on Mr. Thompson, but I'll be damned if I don't go down fighting.
I find out recently that Jack Thompson has demanded that CAPTAIN... BOLOGNA!!!! of the NYPD, arrest Lou Kerner, CEO of Bolt.com, Because someone posted a "Kill Jack Thompson" Buddy Icon! Oh No... How could it be, that Jack Thompson's exploits have made him a limelight celebrety, attracting all the attention that comes with Celebrities and people down right PISSING on the American Dream... HATE! Who would of FUCKING THOUGHT JACK, that maybe just maybe, People might not like you!.
I mean seriously Jack, One day I pray you can read this, and speaking on behalf of the Free Thinking American People. Stop thinking for us, Stop telling us how to live our lives, Stop telling us how to raise our children. Passing the Bar proves that you know the law, it proves that you know the letter of the law, and sometimes the Intent of the law, But this is no longer about Law Jack... this is about human nature, this is about americans being FREE, FREE,
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Not about how much money you can stuff down your Armani suit pants to make your tiny little cock feel bigger before fucking the American Dream in it's ASS. Now I wanted to be a bit more civil, but when a Lawyer who already acts like a two year old is now trying to get a man arrested because someone ELSE posted a buddy icon on a site that... well lets just about anyone post their own unique icons that they made. Jack Thompson tried to arrest and innocent man for letting someone else use their freedom of speech. This is just sick.. I mean fucking sick. no one say anything, you might piss jack off.
Jack Thompson is getting out of hand, What are you going to do next Jack? Remove the Book of Judges from the bible? cause Kids read the Bible, and that book is more violent than any video game I'VE ever played... (and i played the sick shit on Newground *shiver*) Or what about the gospels, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John... They all four depict beating a man, stabbing him with a spear so that his blood was spilled upon the ground, nailing him to a tree, and nobles laughing as they sat back, watching him die for a day and a half. That's some grotesque and violent shit man... Aren't you going to do anything about that Jack?
Or maybe one day he'll wake up and realize that he's mentally incompetant and lock himself in the asylum, but until then, i'm going to start pushing the envelope. I'm just dreaming i had the money to go to florida... Not to murder Jack Thompson... I want to Monster him instead...
god bless journalism, god damn Jack thompson
(also, in case anyone's wondering about that whole violent bible thing, i'm a devout southern baptist and don't think alot of the bible is safe for kids to read.)
*edit*
sweet, i found the thompson icon, and it shows in no way KILLING Jack thompson... now it does depict a tv cracking him in the side of the head, but it does not imply he died, nor does it threaten his life in any way. so Jack, you really are a fucking moron... Satire is satire, grow up and get a sense of humor.
http://gr.bolt.com/articles/jack/jack.ht