i'm not as much of a jackass as i think i am
so yeah, i've deleted the last entry posted here, hopefully a few who saw it will spread it's word... but i personally decided to scrap it cause i realize it was just me ranting about a topic i don't know enough about. but regardless of fact or fiction, fuck joe lieberman, fuck jack thompson, fuck george w. bush, fuck condo-leaser rice, and fuck all the bastards who think that they should declare how human beings should live their lives. so fuck cosmo as well.
i know that i sometimes use this freedom of speech that i've been granted by livejournal to say shit that i regret. but i make sure that if i am stating something as fact, that i have proof. and when i am speaking my opinion, i don't declare it as fact. if i make a mistake on either front i will do my best to fix the problem, but from this day forward i refuse to apologize.
There is a lawyer throwing insults at a cartoonist because he thinks he is so important that no one should be allowed to touch him. There are politicians using their power to control america and tell the people of this great country just how to live, how to raise their children. and the rich and powerful are giving us their opinions to believe as our own, and forcing us to comply by passing their laws as a higher group of "civilized" individuals, letting us get the brunt of their decisions. this is what i felt that america was becoming, that this is all there is to the world, mindless people succumbing to the money hungry aristocrats of this nation.
until earlier tonight...
about 2 hours ago i got home after one of the best two hours of my life... i got to spend time at ihop with some of the greatest people in the world... the americans. not the right or left wing politicians who claim they are americans since they've got enough money to manipulate the country, those aren't americans. americans are the men and women of this country who believe that a good time is a couple of drinks at a good bar with some good friends and a good breakfast afterwords with corpus amounts of coffee and nicotine before catching a nap before work. those are the people who make america great, they are visionaries. they are the ones who don't concern themselves with the worries of the battlegrounds we call politics, or the vast confusion and terror known as religion, merely existing to exist, to live, to learn, to love. they are a prime example of how humans should live. americans are the ones who live for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
this was freedom... i saw there freedom. they didn't care what the politicians said, they didn't want a part of the political wars, or what laws were made to shut down enjoyment... they simply lived to live. it was a beautiful sight to behold, these humans, these americans, living the american dream.
no matter how many laws are passed against enjoying ourselves in america, we will persevere. the war for freedom is no longer a war with iraq, it is a war with out own government.
and in honor of the movie being released soon... god bless you penn.
a man walked into a talent agents office and began to pitch an idea.
"i've got this act that i think would go over wonderful!"
"well what is it?" The talent agent asks.
"ok, so i come out on the stage with my family, my wife, daughter, and son. and bring two members of the audience on stage."
the talent agent looked very interested as he say "ok, keep going"
"ok, now first my son and daughter, who aren't much over fourteen, are going to drop their drawers and start fucking each other right there on stage, doggy style, so he can get in real deep. then me and my wife grab the two members of the audience and rip their clothes off. then with my wife using a strap on dildo, and i with my own cock, we fuck the two members of the audience in their asses." the man says.
the talent agent at this point is a bit shocked, but he is a little intrigued so he tells the man "continue, continue"
the man eagerly continues "ok, then when when i've cum inside the one audience member, and my wife is satisfied herself, we will throw the two audience members face first on the ground. then, all four of us will start dancing on their bodies, probably the can-can. and once we've done our dance, we all four just drop our drawers and take a big shit right there on the stage, and piss out into the audience." he then looked the agent right in the eyes and said, "so! what do you think?"
the agent is dumbfounded by the man's eagerness and asks out of morbid curiosity, "so do you have a name for the act?"
"Of course!" the man says, "the aristocrats!"
(though i'm not a real comedian, there's my spin)
i know that i sometimes use this freedom of speech that i've been granted by livejournal to say shit that i regret. but i make sure that if i am stating something as fact, that i have proof. and when i am speaking my opinion, i don't declare it as fact. if i make a mistake on either front i will do my best to fix the problem, but from this day forward i refuse to apologize.
There is a lawyer throwing insults at a cartoonist because he thinks he is so important that no one should be allowed to touch him. There are politicians using their power to control america and tell the people of this great country just how to live, how to raise their children. and the rich and powerful are giving us their opinions to believe as our own, and forcing us to comply by passing their laws as a higher group of "civilized" individuals, letting us get the brunt of their decisions. this is what i felt that america was becoming, that this is all there is to the world, mindless people succumbing to the money hungry aristocrats of this nation.
until earlier tonight...
about 2 hours ago i got home after one of the best two hours of my life... i got to spend time at ihop with some of the greatest people in the world... the americans. not the right or left wing politicians who claim they are americans since they've got enough money to manipulate the country, those aren't americans. americans are the men and women of this country who believe that a good time is a couple of drinks at a good bar with some good friends and a good breakfast afterwords with corpus amounts of coffee and nicotine before catching a nap before work. those are the people who make america great, they are visionaries. they are the ones who don't concern themselves with the worries of the battlegrounds we call politics, or the vast confusion and terror known as religion, merely existing to exist, to live, to learn, to love. they are a prime example of how humans should live. americans are the ones who live for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
this was freedom... i saw there freedom. they didn't care what the politicians said, they didn't want a part of the political wars, or what laws were made to shut down enjoyment... they simply lived to live. it was a beautiful sight to behold, these humans, these americans, living the american dream.
no matter how many laws are passed against enjoying ourselves in america, we will persevere. the war for freedom is no longer a war with iraq, it is a war with out own government.
and in honor of the movie being released soon... god bless you penn.
a man walked into a talent agents office and began to pitch an idea.
"i've got this act that i think would go over wonderful!"
"well what is it?" The talent agent asks.
"ok, so i come out on the stage with my family, my wife, daughter, and son. and bring two members of the audience on stage."
the talent agent looked very interested as he say "ok, keep going"
"ok, now first my son and daughter, who aren't much over fourteen, are going to drop their drawers and start fucking each other right there on stage, doggy style, so he can get in real deep. then me and my wife grab the two members of the audience and rip their clothes off. then with my wife using a strap on dildo, and i with my own cock, we fuck the two members of the audience in their asses." the man says.
the talent agent at this point is a bit shocked, but he is a little intrigued so he tells the man "continue, continue"
the man eagerly continues "ok, then when when i've cum inside the one audience member, and my wife is satisfied herself, we will throw the two audience members face first on the ground. then, all four of us will start dancing on their bodies, probably the can-can. and once we've done our dance, we all four just drop our drawers and take a big shit right there on the stage, and piss out into the audience." he then looked the agent right in the eyes and said, "so! what do you think?"
the agent is dumbfounded by the man's eagerness and asks out of morbid curiosity, "so do you have a name for the act?"
"Of course!" the man says, "the aristocrats!"
(though i'm not a real comedian, there's my spin)