trojans from the bruins?
my roommate's girlfriend is an RA at UCLA. she has 10,000 boxes of condoms in her room.
result?
over 100 condoms all over our apartment. Most of them still in their packets, hidden everywhere. (think, where's waldo). One wrapped on my huge pen...haha.. you thought it was penis. it's really a huge pen. Some on empty beer bottles (trying to see how elastic it really is maybe?). Some filled with lotion (oh god i hope that's lotion). Some snapped, some broken, some filled with air.
I have never seen, touched, cleaned up so many condoms in my entire life.
screw guy roommates.
the apartment reeks of lubricated latex.
result?
over 100 condoms all over our apartment. Most of them still in their packets, hidden everywhere. (think, where's waldo). One wrapped on my huge pen...haha.. you thought it was penis. it's really a huge pen. Some on empty beer bottles (trying to see how elastic it really is maybe?). Some filled with lotion (oh god i hope that's lotion). Some snapped, some broken, some filled with air.
I have never seen, touched, cleaned up so many condoms in my entire life.
screw guy roommates.
the apartment reeks of lubricated latex.