maurizio farhad, my new boyfriend. damn!

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this weekend was really great. i love sally. i wish she would move here after she's done with drug school. she introduced me to 'kept', the best, most hilarious reality show ever created. my favorite of the things that the men had to do to become jerry hall's "kept man" (?!?!) was definitely the hypnosis. i can't remember the last time i

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retardo

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im glad you guys liked kept. sally and i pretty muched watched the entire season religiously, except for the second to last episode, which i still am pretty upset about not seeing yet. i think it will come on on demand... and also, what kind of fucking lesbos are you two not thinking Austen is the hottest one. he definately IS! also, when anwar is humping his chair he also, like, eats the chairs chair-vagina (where the seat part and the back part connects) out. ALSO im sort of pee'd at sally for leaving those tapes for you guys, because I'm the one who fucking took all day taping those episodes! god i hate sally.

Re: retardo

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HAHAHA, i noticed anwar eating that chair out, geebus. and oh, quit being a little baby!! you can watch the reruns on vh1 anytime.

dude, austen's VENEER teeth are so disgusting, i can't even handle it. the thought of kissing him makes me want to ralph. he should've won over seth, though.

Re: retardo

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i also noticed anwar eating that chair out. hahahahaha! wow. and dude, austen is so not as hot as maurizio or anwar. don't front!
you saying "god i hate sally" just made me laugh for about ten minutes straight! hahaha. yeah, man, GOD! sally. what a bitch!

Re: retardo

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give those veneers a few years and theyll dinge up enough to be hot... i atleast wouldnt mind having them wrapped around my penis. they are pretty bad veneers, though, he should sue his dentist for making him loose Kept. and yeah, i can watch reruns on VH1...

you should come to athens sometime.

Re: retardo

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he looks like a human pac-man, for fuck's sake! okay, i can see how you would be okay with him blowing you. only see the top of the head that way. he had good enough hair. haha.

AND yes, amber and i are (hopefully) both going to come to athens for sally's "frat party" (as amber called it) in two weeks, so you BETTER be there, and you BETTER NOT bring joslyn.

smooth as ex-lax

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p.s. amber failed to mention that she is borderline obsessed with maurizio...haha. oh, TV crushes, why are you so great?!