holy fucking shitass

Feb 06, 2005 20:43

shitass, now that's an awesome word and a new favorite saying.

plotting at waffle house rocks and so would kathy's house should the situation arise.

fuck the bon jovi shit at cave9, .....some people. gAH (<-purposely caps and un).

(this is normally the part where i bitch about my shitty-ass job, but i'll spare the useless meanderings)

my mom's a bitch. fuck her. she ALWAYS knows when shit's going on and i'm involved. fuck that. she needs to not have that whole e.s.p. thing going on and get a fucking life of her own so she can stay the hell out of mine.

"My name is Mallorie, and i have a problem," (hi mallorie), "I am addicted to No-Doz."
~~i just bought my eighth packet this weekend. and that makes two in a row in the past three and a half hours.

the gas station guy told me that this late on a sunday night i should be out drinking with my friends. i told him that's what the no-doz is for. (for later so i'll be awake, but it was understood then). damn shitass. i think he'll sell me cigarettes. but i love my cigarette guy now. he's so friggan' awesome.

i'm going to get a job because CEC fucking sucks. work somewhere with clothes. either that or a bookstore. but irregardless, i need a new job.

JUST LIKE THE LADY IN A BLUE DRESS
YOU'VE GOT CIGARETTES ON YOUR BREATH
HAIRSPRAY AND SOME CHEAP PERFUME
I'LL PUT A LITTLE SOUR IN YOUR SWEET
YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH FUCKING TONGUE IN CHEEK
YOU WANT WHAT YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
YOU SAY
THAT YOU WANT RESPECT
WELL THEN YOU BETTER GET
SOME FOR YOURSELF
CAUSE ALL
THAT I SEE RIGHT NOW
IS SOMEONE WHO'S
LOST AND INSECURE
SO YOU SAY THAT I AM RATED X
YOU SUFFER FROM THE LACK OF SEX
BLACK HEART AND YOUR LIPSTICK'S SMEARED
YOUR POINTS ARE TRITE
AND I'M TOO SOBER
TO DEAL WITH YOUR RUNNING OVER
YOUR SAME PATHETIC CLICHE LINES
DON'T TRY TO BE CUTE WITH ME
CAUSE I KNOW YOU HATE YOURSELF
AND YOU'D END YOUR STUPID LIFE NOW
BUT YOU'RE TOO SPINELESS
JUST LIKE A LADY IN THE BLUE DRESS
YOU'VE GOT CIGARETTES ON YOUR BREATH
HAIRSPRAY AND SOME CHEAP PERFUME
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