Two for One on a once-only deal

[detmike_logan]

Staring at my inbox, I realized that this had all gotten out of hand. But then again, what kind of jerk plays with other people's stuff and then doesn't let them use his.
I decided just to post both of those chain-letter things at once. If I win the lottery, though, I thought, as I hit "enter" I'm keeping it all. AND I'm going on that vacation.So

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[rgoren_nypd]

You owe me.
I'm not even going to touch the second one because for reasons having nothing to do with you, I would not be able to come up with three civilized questions even if I tried.

[detmike_logan]

Maybe I'll just come up with three more questions for you, then.

[rgoren_nypd]

Yeah. I make not guarantees about anything if you do that.

[detmike_logan]

Right.

Okay.
1) What do you do when nobody's looking?
2) Why'd your last girlfriend dump you?
3) You're the guy who did the sample thing in the lab, aren't you?

[detmike_logan]

1. I saw you in the used bookstore once. I wondered what the hell took you so long.
2. High heels. Stilettos, actually. I bet you have weak ankles.
3. Red, like a checkered tablecloth
4. I'm definitely the hot one with you around.
5. Being really, really pissed at the calm look on your face
6. Panda
7. Who do you think you are?

[rgoren_nypd]

2. You want me to break my neck?
4. Who says?
5. That's the point.
6. Why a panda?
7. My license says Robert Goren. You mean to tell me that's not true?

[detmike_logan]

2) I knew you didn't have the stones or the ankles for it
4) *smirk* Well, I don't have a fan club, but a lot of other people...
6) Have you ever watched one? They sit around and chew sticks and play dead all day.
7) Superficial answers are the last refuge of the coward. Would you like to stick with that answer?

[rgoren_nypd]

2. And you do?
4. No wonder you were exiled.
6. Keep pushing.
7. You want me to tell you about how I think I'm better than you, that I do my job better. You want me to belittle your skills in favor of inflating my ego. Am I right? Or maybe you want me to confirm what you already know.

[detmike_logan]

2) *hikes up pantleg - actually, he does.*
4) What, for being good-looking? Hell, I'm still guilty of that.
6) You show me a button, I push it.
7) No, you're not. I wanted to see what you'd say. You chose to be hostile. Back atcha.

[rgoren_nypd]

2. Good. You can wear them then.
6. Like a rottweiler. Can't leave it alone, can you?
7. I chose to be sarcastic. You chose to provoke. Take what you get.

[detmike_logan]

2) So that's a no on the dare
6) You know, pandas are also an unusual species. People *think* they're one thing (bears) and they're not. They're rare in nature and tricky to keep around.
You could have read that into it. Of course, there's also the fact that every time I hear about an attempted panda mating I think "Yuch," too.
7) You chose to think I chose to provoke, and I can take whatever you dish out. I'm tenacious.

[rgoren_nypd]

2. Right.
6. I was more interested in your reasoning behind it.
7. Not a rottweiler, excuse me. A terrier, one of those little yappy dogs that bites peoples' legs and just generally drives everyone nuts with incessant barking.

[detmike_logan]

7) See, now I know you're just desperate. I guess your schtick works better on people with guilty consciences.

[rgoren_nypd]

Do you enjoy getting hit in the face? I never figured you as a masochist, but I've been wrong before. I'm also wondering what it was that I did to piss you off so much, but it's not my fault the hooker keeps rejecting you. I'm sorry you feel the need to take it out on me.

[detmike_logan]

*low whistle*
Threats *and* playground insults? I'm shaking.

Hey, maybe I get to be the resident psych expert now. I just asked some simple questions and then played connect-the-dots with some answers. - looks like I rattled your cage pretty good, Bobby-boy.

This is me, bored. You haven't seen pissed. I didn't know we were going there - are we?

[rgoren_nypd]

1. *deadpan* I walk around in a pink tutu.
2. Wouldn't you like to know?
3. I don't know anything about that. Honestly.