Airport screener charged with theft What the hell? Why were there 100+ items sitting around the guy's apartment when the cops came? Doesn't a fence seek to move stolen stuff as fast as possible?
There should be an additional charge of abuse of government authority, but I guess such a thing doesn't exist.
I just picture him saying "Damn, shouldn't have picked that ten-day auction option!" and filing non-payment complaints against deadbeat buyers while the cops kick down the door.