001 . Audio

[dethsentence]

Hey, uh, guys? Stop leaving your shit around, okay? I’ll overlook the occasional severed finger or something but who the hell left an entire boat sitting in the middle of this hallway?

If you can’t clean up the boat don’t bring it in here, or put it in Toki’s room, he likes boats…or planes…same thing. He’ll like it.

Okay, that’s all the work I can

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[rocknrollfries]

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[rocknrollfries]

Nathan! What the hell took ya so lang?

[dethsentence]

So long for what? Is something going on? No one ever tells me when shit happens!

[rocknrollfries]

Uh, I've only bin kidnapped fer like three weeks. Seriously, ya didn't notice? That's harsh, dood. Seriously h- not cool.

[dethsentence]

Uhhhhh I thought I just saw you like...an hour ago.

Did you get cloned? Because only one of you gets to be on stage at once.

[rocknrollfries]

Maybe Affdensen gat another double er somethin, but that wasn't me because I've been here- stuck here with a buncha fuckin Inuits and crap and it's- fucking sucks.

So are we ganna get the hell outta here or what?

[dethsentence]

It was a pretty great double. Hope he doesn't get murdered. He probably will.

Yeah, where's out?

[rocknrollfries]

You don't remember where you parked the helacapter?

[dethsentence]

I didn't fly here, this thing was in the hallway.

Hey I just realized we have huge hallways. That's brutal.

[rocknrollfries]

No. Nathan. This isn't our house. This is a boat. A Jamaican kidnap boat. And if you didn't fly here...

[dethsentence]

HOW'S A JAMAICAN KIDNAP BOAT GET INTO OUR HOUSE THAT ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR JAMAICA.

[rocknrollfries]

It kidnapped us. We're kidnapped. We aren't even in Scandinavia anymore, we're stuck in the middle a nowhere and no one knows who we are.

[dethsentence]

But it can't kidnap us from the other side of the fucking world!

This is like...you know that show that always has some crazy stuff going on and this deep-voiced guy narrates and you never know what's actually going on because it's so crazy? Uhh...60 Minutes. Yeah, what if this is like 60 Minutes? I don't want that jack-off reporting on me while using big words he probably just made up!

[rocknrollfries]

I know! I know. I don't want those jack-offs reportin on me neither.

We gatta get outta here, Nathan. I'm ganna go fuckin plum loco if I'm stuck here for another d- minute. They gat lats a booze but it ain't worth it. It ain't fucking worth it.

They ain't. Gat. Roomservice.

[dethsentence]

No room service? Then how the hell are we supposed to not starve?

[rocknrollfries]

We gatta get it ourself. Gatta dish it up and everything. And it ain't even that good, tastes like someone let Skwisgaar in the kitchen.