08/15/10l 1:18 AM.

[detectivewonder]

[Audio post]

Every single night, the same arrangement
I go out and fight the fight
Still I always feel this strange estrangement
Nothing here is real
Nothing here is right

Oh I've been making shows of trading blows just hoping no-one knows
That I've been going through the motions
Walking through the set
Nothing is the same without the bat...

i was always

Comments

[sangoffkey]

I don't know whether to applause or barf.

[detectivewonder]

... I'm not too sure myself. That was, uh... spontaneous.

[sangoffkey]

More like disturbing.

[detectivewonder]

Yeah, you're telling me. All of a sudden everything felt choreographed, and the words just kind of came out.

[sangoffkey]

Sounds like you should get that looked at.

[detectivewonder]

By WHO?

1/3

[sangoffkey]

Ring my friend, I said you call Doctor Robert
Day or night he'll be there any time at all, Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert, you're a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can, Doctor Robert

[sangoffkey]

If you're down he'll pick you up, Doctor Robert
Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert, he's a man you must believe,
Helping everyone in need
No one can succeed like Doctor Robert

[sangoffkey]

Well, well, well, you're feeling fine
Well, well, well, he'll make you ... Doctor Robert

[detectivewonder]

I'm guessing you don't actually know a Doctor Robert.

1/2

[sangoffkey]

OF COURSE I DON'T!

[sangoffkey]

Ugh, this isn't fair! Look what you did to me!

[detectivewonder]

Hey, I'm on the other side of the city.

[sangoffkey]

So what? You were the one who started singing!

[detectivewonder]

Even if this is a psychic contaminant we've got no idea what the transmission vectors might be.

[sangoffkey]

I don't understand
I don't understand
Please repeat whatever you just said
Cause nothing's making sense