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two; text

Jul 12, 2010 04:04

If you have a spare moment, please answer the following questions. Keep in mind: I might need to ask a few more questions for clarification afterwards. Your cooperation is a necessity if I am to begin investigating this Mansion.

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[TEXT] angel_junk July 12 2010, 10:02:20 UTC

Is this a matchmaking service?

[TEXT] detectiveace July 12 2010, 18:01:01 UTC

No. It's a little information so I may have the opportunity to discover patterns or connections between those in the mansion.

[TEXT] angel_junk July 12 2010, 18:04:32 UTC

Sounds like a matchmaking service to me.

[TEXT] detectiveace July 12 2010, 18:09:55 UTC

I'm sure you can make one of your own, if you wish.

[TEXT] angel_junk July 12 2010, 18:21:07 UTC

I could, but I was already promised a woman by somebody in exchange for a cure for their deadly disease.

[TEXT] detectiveace July 12 2010, 18:33:45 UTC

[ the benefit of text: you can't see how flustered she is. ]

You are a doctor, then?

[SUDDENLY VIDEO!] angel_junk July 12 2010, 18:39:04 UTC

Doctor Bhamba; scientist and technical expert at your service.

[still text, because surprise is unbecoming] detectiveace July 12 2010, 18:46:51 UTC

I'm glad to see you're alive, then.

[VIDEO.... with shameless surprise!] angel_junk July 12 2010, 19:46:11 UTC

You know about that?

[text] detectiveace July 12 2010, 19:50:02 UTC

Yes. It was one of the first things I saw when arriving here. I'm terribly sorry there was nothing I could do to prevent such a thing.

[VIDEO] angel_junk July 13 2010, 11:03:01 UTC

Huh. I had no idea we had an audience.

[He shrugs it off.]

Weeeell, those things happen.

[You know, being burned alive and such. No biggie, really.]

[text] detectiveace July 13 2010, 22:14:24 UTC

[ burning alive, ugh. hate when that happens. ]

Would you mind if I asked you some questions concerning the murderer?

[VIDEO] angel_junk July 13 2010, 22:29:43 UTC

[Omygawd, totally! 'Cause, like, I met this guy and we went clubbing and he like, totally burned alive and I was all 'Urgh, what he hell? Burning alive is like, so yesterday'! SUSPICION!]

I don't know. This is very suspicious. What if you're just a program designed to analyze my answers and use them to send me customized spam e-mails based on the circumstances concerning my death?

[Y-what now?]

[text -> viceo ] detectiveace July 13 2010, 23:10:57 UTC

[ what even. BEGINNING TO SEE WHY SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO MURDER YOU MAYBE POSSIBLY YEAH TOTALLY

she has to tell herself "BE PROFESSIONAL" before turning the communicationything to video. ]

I am not a program, nor do I see the benefit of spam e-mails in a place without capitalism.

[SHINY VIDEO STILL] angel_junk July 13 2010, 23:20:36 UTC

You may not, but the spam bots do.

[He nods knowingly.]

Very well then, fire away... as long as it doesn't kill me.

[Hohohoho.]

[apparently i can't spell worth pupcats today ***VIDEO] detectiveace July 14 2010, 03:19:29 UTC

To begin, who was the man who murdered you, and why did he do so?

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