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[detective_dean]

Oh yeah...I have this...blog thing here, don't I? Sorry to go all silent on it, really. It's just that...the past...well...days...weeks...geez, I've even lost track of time...but anyway, it's been...pretty bad. I mean, we went through the usual Venture problems our family seems to attract. Ya know, being attacked, having people sent to kill us,

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[blackulahunter]

Man, what kind of Christmas presents were you getting that they've all died? ...An ant farm? 'Cause you can just collect more of those.

[judgementok]

Ant farms are the best! Each ant is a special someone! TO BE LOVED AND CHERISHED! Not easily replaced!

...did that come off a little strong? Maybe...oh well!

Ant farms are especially great when they come with your very own limited edition Grace Ryan Radioactive brain play-set!

[blackulahunter]

...Are you another ant villain too now?

[judgementok]

No, but I happen to know rather deliciously evil one!

[blackulahunter]

Oh yeah, I saw her. She's all kinds of delicious.

[judgementok]

Oh yeah, She's nice and.....uhhh wait... I don't want to get beat up...

[lock to jefferson]

Ant farms are better when their bouncy...

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[blackulahunter]

[lock]

...Man, I don't know how comfortable I am with comparing ant farms to boobs.

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[judgementok]

[lock]

Well my ant farm comes with boobs...

Maybe your not getting my metaphor. Let me explain! Ever wonder what put the ant in antagone. It's the ant's in her noggin!

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[blackulahunter]

[lock]

All right. Still, you mention ant farms and boobs in comparison and I just end up with a picture that's not fun.

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[detective_dean]

No, it wasn't an ant farm, cuz Pop tried that one year and they ended up all over the compound and we had to get the place sprayed so he said we'd never do that again. But...I'm not allowed to talk about it cuz Pop wanted it to be just for me and Hank.