Dean Venture and the Mystery of the Wereodile...amoung other things!

[detective_dean]

So yeah, like I said...we went out to the Amazon awhile ago, me and Hank and Brock and Pop...we were out there trying to make quick money like Pop likes to do, by training a monkey to fight and Pop was gonna sell this golden statue of this god he took from a nearby tribe or something, but then he met up with an old friend....who he apparently

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[detective_dean]

Um....yeah....it wasn't as good as it sounds, okay?! They were freakin' me out, they coulda been wereodiles or demons or something!

[detective_dean]

I dunno...they never showed any true forms to be either...but there was rumor of some type of monster being in the area, and they had grabbed me and took me back to their hut and tied me to the bed against my will! They took MY clothes off and started taking THEIR clothes off and...it's...it's NOT normal for girls to do that!! I mean...right?

[detective_dean]

It...is? Uh, I guess they were...I mean, sure...though I tried not to look so much when they were...eh, ya know...it didn't feel right...

Uh, okay...I AM too good for that! Yeah! They weren't good enough for The Deanster! HA!

[detective_dean]

Geez, no one likes the names I come up with...no Deanie V, no Deanster...Hank calls himself The Hankanator all the time, why can't I call myself something super cool?

[detective_dean]

Really? Yeah....yeah I guess it kinda does, huh? Venture....