Dean Venture and the Mystery of the Wereodile...amoung other things!

[detective_dean]

So yeah, like I said...we went out to the Amazon awhile ago, me and Hank and Brock and Pop...we were out there trying to make quick money like Pop likes to do, by training a monkey to fight and Pop was gonna sell this golden statue of this god he took from a nearby tribe or something, but then he met up with an old friend....who he apparently

Comments

[cinnamonxbuns]

Dood. What the hell is wrong with ya? Ya don't turn down threesomes with girls tyin ya to their beds!

[detective_dean]

Um, well you would think that, but...I'd say, you DEFINATELY DO if they may possibly be DEMONS who plan on EATING you afterwards, or might change into a WEREODILE during!!

[cinnamonxbuns]

Even if they were monsters or whatever... If ya gahta die, why naht go out in the best possible way: tied to a bed and lettin two ladies have their way with ya?

[detective_dean]

Well uh...

[locked to Pickles]
I'd rather not DIE on my uh....FIRST time...ya know?! Eeeh...
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[cinnamonxbuns]

[[lock to Dean]]

Well yea, nobody wants to die, kid. But that ain't a bad way to go out. Next time ya come across a pair of twins that wanna make ya loose yer mind, take the chance, dood. Ya wanna be good fer yer girl if she comes around.

[[/lock]]

[detective_dean]

[locked to Pickles]
Uh...I guess so. Hopefully that won't happen again though. But, I guess in a way you're right...I have always been told that practice makes perfect...and I guess getting double the practice in one sitting would be...even better, huh? I do...I do wanna be good for her...very...very good....
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[blackulahunter]

Yeah, someone's been teaching the boy the wrong things.