Trading

Oct 01, 2009 15:07

According to David, this week we did some kind of exchange. I get to go to Connie's bacherlorette party, while he gets to play hockey with his "friends". Which I've teased him about, but if anybody else wants to take a shot, be my guest.

He's been gloating about his victory all morning.

Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm still stunned it's October -- it's depressing. So, here, have a joke.



A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

OOC: Ever since I started in this game (I think it was like the second post), I've had her post jokes -- few and far between but they are there nonetheless. Only because I wanted it to be journal-like. I'd have her post pictures, but unless the internet will allow me to post what I could conjure up in my head, I don't think I'll be able to do that anytime soon!

david dresden, joke

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