I, uh, what?
She may be getting old, but my mother still has this tendency to say things you just don't expect from a woman her age. Only she would tell me to make my man woo me before letting him back in to my pants, and then proceed to tell me that she made my father grovel before he was allowed to poke her again. I had to check if my ears were working. I see what she was saying, but she went just that little bit too far because it got worse. Ha. Hilarious. I'm taking duct tape with me next time I visit her.