TM Challenge: Inheritance

[detachment_guy]

Inheritance is more than a thing you find at a flea market or the pop can your neighbor gives you to return. It has to do with family, the giving of tradition, of something that signifies more than it is. Didn’t really known the fam well enough for them to pass anything of that caliber along, but I did get something pretty laden with tradition

Comments

[kara_marie]

You probably shouldn't walk around telling EVERYONE you are a WW! You will end up in the nuthouse! Or, um, the zoo.

[i_warren]

...or our couch.

[kara_marie]

He's living with you?

I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY COUCH!! I am not sleeping on a couch that has been exposed to DOG HAIR.

[i_warren]

Fine by me: you can sleep in our bed. With us.

[kara_marie]

Aw. No dogs in there?

[i_warren]

Just penises.

Maybe chickens.

[kara_marie]

Okay. That was...

Icky.

[detachment_guy]

I can see the ick factor on the chickens for sure. Don't want any hunting and pecking, could end up not so good.

[kara_marie]

Warren sometimes loses the concept of SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE.

[kara_marie]

Filbert?

[detachment_guy]

Pecan. You are so a pecan in the nuthouse of life.

[kara_marie]

HUH?

[detachment_guy]

You know, metaphorically, you could be a pecan. Buttery and rich-flavored nut, often goes in sweets. Also has strong wood with multiple uses.

Hm, that sounded better in my head. Also, less dirty.

[kara_marie]

Yeah. You should be careful! If you disrespect me I am getting Tucker to set his dogs on you!

[detachment_guy]

Been there before.