Writing Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I set detjohnmunch's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I gave det_jackharper a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I pulled over and changed det_alexeames's flat tire (15 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, abbiesvu (-5000 points). Last Monday I pushed nypd_rey_curtis in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5073 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
det_jaclyn_barr
I've been a bad bad girl....;)