WELL it's the second here so fuck it

[det_goofball]

So I'm 29 today!

29.

I'm getting old.

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[stripping]

You're only ten years older than me. Closer to nine.

[det_goofball]

That doesn't make any difference! Ten years is still a long time anyway!

[stripping]

You're not nearly as old as Birkin or Wesker. So if it's looks you're concerned with, you really have nothing to worry about for a while yet.

[det_goofball]

That's not the point! I'm nearly thirty, dude. You just wouldn't understand. I'm heading for mid-life!

And anyway, Wesker cheats. So does Birkin, sort of.

[stripping]

The person I know who's most full of life and energy in my world is nearly thirty as well. You shouldn't let it get you down.

[det_goofball]

Eh, I guess you're right...

...How close is that person to thirty?

[stripping]

It's impolite to ask a lady her exact age. Close enough.

[det_goofball]

Well, I didn't know it was a woman! That does sort of make me feel a bit better, I suppose. But it's like having even more responsibility...

[stripping]

You don't have a significant increase in responsibility until you have your first child. Don't worry.

...no one's pregnant, correct?

1/2

[det_goofball]

WHAT

[det_goofball]

No, seriously, what the hell?! What sort of suggestion is that! There are plenty of other ways to get more responsibility!

And no, no one's pregnant!

[stripping]

I suppose I did skip marriage...

[det_goofball]

I wasn't thinking of that either! You're way too serious here.

[stripping]

Excuse me. I am exactly as lighthearted as the situation calls for.

[det_goofball]

Marriage is not a lighthearted matter!

[stripping]

I was under the impression that it was a good thing one looked forward to.