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Well, it took 73 minutes to get this cup of tea, but it was worth every damn second.
I get to work at 9am and the boiler isn't working. "Water leak" it says. "Isolate Mains immediately!" it says. What a sissy.
So i make a cup of tea using the hot water from the coffee machine. Strange, it tastes. What is this pervading taste? Oh that's right... it's STALE COFFEE. Ugh.
So i search the office for a jug, and it seems that whoever was charged with the care of said jug once it was superseded decided that it was time for it to die.
Off to Coles I go, to buy a new jug. I look in the electronics section... not a bean. I look in the appliances section, beanless also. Finally Jess asks one of the staff where the jugs are.
"Up this aisle, on the left, under the 'Kosher Foods' sign."
The Kosher Foods section is indeed full of jugs and set top boxes. A win for everyone, except the hungry jew.
I get to work at 9am and the boiler isn't working. "Water leak" it says. "Isolate Mains immediately!" it says. What a sissy.
So i make a cup of tea using the hot water from the coffee machine. Strange, it tastes. What is this pervading taste? Oh that's right... it's STALE COFFEE. Ugh.
So i search the office for a jug, and it seems that whoever was charged with the care of said jug once it was superseded decided that it was time for it to die.
Off to Coles I go, to buy a new jug. I look in the electronics section... not a bean. I look in the appliances section, beanless also. Finally Jess asks one of the staff where the jugs are.
"Up this aisle, on the left, under the 'Kosher Foods' sign."
The Kosher Foods section is indeed full of jugs and set top boxes. A win for everyone, except the hungry jew.