I Hate Boys Part One
Boys were only put on this planet to make every girl's life a living hell.
Remind me again what we need dicks for???
Cause they invented Dildos for that.
I hate the male species.
You remember that thing that god did with the whole flood thing?
He should do that but we'll pile all of the girls (not the bitches or the sluts though) into this giant purple boat.(My fav color is purple)
But someone remind me while we're loading this boat to bring the god damn dildos.
Never used one but I've heard it's just as good as "the real thing".
Anyway I hate boys, not all boys mind you.
Just the assholes who somehow always find their way to me or one of my friends.
Well guess what boys while all the girls are in the purple boat we'll all realize that girls are hotter anyways and go lesbian.
It sounds hott until you realize that that means the only place you get to stick your dick is your best friends ass!!!
So Fuck Boys! Buy a dildo and get on the fucking purple boat!
Remind me again what we need dicks for???
Cause they invented Dildos for that.
I hate the male species.
You remember that thing that god did with the whole flood thing?
He should do that but we'll pile all of the girls (not the bitches or the sluts though) into this giant purple boat.(My fav color is purple)
But someone remind me while we're loading this boat to bring the god damn dildos.
Never used one but I've heard it's just as good as "the real thing".
Anyway I hate boys, not all boys mind you.
Just the assholes who somehow always find their way to me or one of my friends.
Well guess what boys while all the girls are in the purple boat we'll all realize that girls are hotter anyways and go lesbian.
It sounds hott until you realize that that means the only place you get to stick your dick is your best friends ass!!!
So Fuck Boys! Buy a dildo and get on the fucking purple boat!