Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
I had the most angry cleaning in the world today. The woman who cleans my teeth had just gotten dumped like 10 minutes before, which I was told during the few minutes where the dentist feels compelled to talk to you. What came after was the angriest cleaning I ever had. Oh man, not only was she upset, but she was upset with a little tiny scicle in my mouth and I wasn't even prepared for the angry polishing that followed as she attempted to buff my teeth into oblivion. I won't even go into the horrors of an angry flossing. On the bright side: I gots really nice teeth.